2006/12/12

We the People...

Went through my US citizen interview yesterday.
 
24 years after my arriving US in 1982.
 
I'm now at the end of this immigration route.  
 
Looking back, full of memories.
 
Things like,
 
My unable to board the airplane on my first attempt because of visa problem;  
 
The 26 English characters were all that I know about English when I arrived;   
 
The first turkey I've eaten (I arrived a day or two after the Thanksgiving);  
 
First X'mas celebrated;  
 
Friends, classmates and teachers in ESL class;  
 
I actually opened the wrong restroom door on the first day at school as I didn't know "Boys" and "Girls" painted on the doors.....  
(Why didn't they use pictures/icons instead...)
 
Rejected a Japanese girl's dance invitation in grad party at the end of 8th grade (me too shy...);  
 
"Turned bad" in high school years;  
 
Missed high school grad ceremony and yearbook pic because missed the registration deadlines;  
 
The years I spent in Texas;  
 
My first visit back to Taiwan after 19 years;  
 
Number of various types visa I've been held;  
 
The 9 years between my process for obtaining green card;  
 
Times I stood inline outside the Los Angeles INS building in EARLY morning, Winter too;  
 
The people I met in various periods;  
 
And many other stuffs...
 
Wondering... What would my life be if my parent didn't take me to US?  
 
Would I ever get to come to US then?  
 
Anyway, congratulations, I'll become an US citizen in a few months.  
 
And thanks, mom and dad, for taking me to the US so Em could come to this world~  

2006/07/19

前二十一名大謊言

前二十一名大謊言

網站:我們是免費的。
電信:我們是虧損的。
警察:我們是為人民服務的。
上市公司:我們不做假報表的。
老闆:我不會忘記你的貢獻。
公司職員:明天我就不幹了。
客車司機:準時出發。
商人:大虧本、大出血、大拍賣。
影視明星:我們只是朋友關係。
政客:我一分錢都沒收。
高官致詞:下面,我簡單地講兩句。
女孩:這是我的第一次。
男孩:乖,不會痛的。
女生:我真的知道路怎麼走...(騎車或開車時)
父母:我幫你把紅包存起來了
女人:(出門前化妝時) 馬上就好!馬上就好!
老師:再給我兩分鐘,我講完就下課.....
銷售員:這件衣服真的很適合你!!
老闆:我這件是最後一件!
考高分的同學:我沒看,都是用猜的